What is worse than being compared to other people by your parents? Waking up every morning, checking face book and comparing yourself with other people. Here are the top reasons why you hate your life when you visit face book, also the kind of people you will find there.
1. The foodieUm, yumm!! No complaints these people are the best kind of Facebookers out there. They’ll post pictures of food. And guess what. They are not only good at eating but also at cooking food. You will drool all over your phone if you keep looking at their pictures, but hey guess what, it’s worth it. Lucky dog.
2. The Animal LoverCats, cats, cats, lots of cats and lots of dogs all over their feed. Sweetest profile you will ever find on the entire internet. You can never really leave the page once you’re hooked onto them. I ask my mom for a dog, she tells me we already have one by showing me a mirror.
3. The Try Hard SquadThis kind will never receive the love that it actually deserves. Not their fault. They post pictures once in millennia, and have like 7 friends.
4. Popular ChicShe will pictures of her where she has woken up right after the apocalypse. And the pictures get some 2k likes. Seriously? I put on makeup and comb my hair; my mother tells me I caused an apocalypse.
5. Rich GuyFerraris and pumas, and Adidas’ and Nikes. They have the lot. #yolos and #goals. In my age, finding one sock from the drawer was called richness. (Don’t judge me, my washing machine ate up all my socks.)
6. The Love BirdThree years ago he/she wanted not to be in a relationship anymore. Didn’t work out well, did it?? Huh?? I’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear you. Are you not telling us that found true love 700 times? I’m sorry; your status updates don’t think so.
7. The Do Gooder(?)He/ she will post pictures consoling a blind man for losing his glasses.
8. Stalker StalkerYou see him/ her on Facebook. Accept his/ her request. And let the damn likes flow!!!!!! You’re the only person who has given me even the slightest attention over the years bro. I hate it that I love you so much.
9. The Friend To All Of Her 7000 Friends On FacebookShe will complain about her kids not studying enough. And about Michelle not wanting to give the damn sweater back. Dang it woman. Get a grip of yourself, slap that fancy woman and get the darn sweater back. You deserve all the goodness in your life.