5 Best Ari Gold Quotes From Entourage

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It’s difficult to imagine Entourage without Ari Gold. His quotes were remarkable. Often he came up with something that was very simple but, meant a lot. Here are some of his best quotes.

1. “Listen to me, Llyod, do you want to make it in this business or fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat? Pledge.



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2. “I don’t wanna talk to anybody, was I not clear? Nobody. I don’t care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don’t wanna talk to him. NOBODY.”



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3. Mrs. Gold: I feel like everyone’s looking at me. I don’t even wanna be here.
Ari: You’re here because of your son and no one is looking at you except for that Seagul kid’s dad who always looks at you because he wants to bang you.



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4. Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari Gold: I can’t swear to that, but I promise that I will always apologize after.



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5. . Ari: Jesse, how have you been?
Jesse: I’ve been...
Ari (shoots him with a paintball gun): Great! I’m back and you’re fired.



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6. “People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he’s being gangraped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grand for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.”



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7. Preston: I’ve got a son. A special boy. He works at the mailroom at Abraham’s. I think he can do better.
Ari: How special? Because I love special. Half of my lit room has IQ under 65.



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Indeed, Ari Gold has a way of keeping us entertained with his witty dialogues.


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